freakzter:

me before The Winter Soldier

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me after The Winter Soldier

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  • *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
  • *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  • *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
  • *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
  • *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
  • *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
dragonlordoferebor:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

to watch the extended versions of both the hobbit and lord of the rings it would take roughly 20 hours i can’t wait 

dragonlordoferebor:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

to watch the extended versions of both the hobbit and lord of the rings it would take roughly 20 hours i can’t wait 

johanirae:

ninemoons42:

tomhazeldine:

I like how Natasha always cares about other people’s safety before hers.

Can the Man of Steel do that? No he can’t.

In other words where the hell is my Black Widow movie?

When HYDRA was in pursuit of her in the CATWS movie, I wondered why Nat kept running straight, when a zig zag pattern would have made her harder to hit. It just now occured to me, if she HAD ran in a zig zag pattern while surrounded by innocent pedestrians in DC, the Winter Soldier’s bullets could have hit any number of people. She had increased the chances of her getting shot just to make sure more people got away.

thosenerdyfeels:

beeishappy:

Stephen Colbert on Late Night with Seth Meyers

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TCR | 2007.03.12 | It reads: “Dear Stephen, As editor-in-chief of Marvel, I am burdened with the handling of our character’s estates and the sad event that a hero should perish before his time. Captain America’s will was read last Friday, and while heavy hearted, I am proud to announce the star spangled Avenger has bequeathed his most valuable possession, his indestructible shield, to the only man he believed had the red, white, and blue balls to carry the mantle. Stephen Colbert. Welcome to the Marvel Universe. Sincerely, Joe Quesada.

How can you but just love this?

liamdryden:

seasnns:

Fairly certain Liam Dryden is actually Peregrin Took in disguise. 

SO ALL SCOTS LOOK ALIKE TO YOU DO THEY

A message from captsrgnt
for anon hour: what are your top five favorite seb stan candids?
A reply from winterthirst

/MANIACAL LAUGHTER/

ok here we go in no particular order

bonuS:

i’m trash

anon hour; send me random shit? 

mvmnm:

Xavier Dolan in Candy Magazine 2013

The two of you have forged an excellent partnership.

anthony mackie and sebastian stan arguing over whose role was more important

  • mackie: I WAS THE FIRST GUY ON THE SCREEN AND I HAD THE FINAL LINE
  • sebastian: WELL IF YOU COUNT THE AFTER AFTER CREDITS SCENE I WAS THE LAST GUY ON THE SCREEN
  • mackie: DUDE YOU HAD LIKE 2 LINES IN THE ENTIRE MOVIE
  • sebastian: OH I’M SORRY ARE YOU REFERRING TO THE MOVIE THAT WAS NAMED AFTER MY GODDAMN CHARACTER
sweetheartpleasestay:

queenconsuelabananahammock:

WHO IS THIS

That is Ines Loan-Rau, a French, North African, model from New York!!! IS SHE NOT GLORIOUS???
she is also a trans woman and tbh the fact that she is getting so much attention lately makes me very happy

sweetheartpleasestay:

queenconsuelabananahammock:

WHO IS THIS

That is Ines Loan-Rau, a French, North African, model from New York!!! IS SHE NOT GLORIOUS???

she is also a trans woman and tbh the fact that she is getting so much attention lately makes me very happy

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

bluewindsummer:

I don’t know what I’m doing with my life.

Click on the panels for translations.

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